"Wake up every morning and tell yourself that you’re a badass bitch from hell and that no one can fuck with you and then don’t let anybody fuck with you."
You want weird tv episodes that you’ve never seen before? It’s probably been on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. You want a musical episode? Buffy. An episode with no talking at all? Buffy. A good laugh about a demon-hunting dummy? Buffy. What about one where hyena ghosts posses high school students and then go eat their principle? Guess who. Just go watch Buffy you piece of shit.
"I want you. I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up, and the smile that follows. I want to be the warmth that fills the space in your bed. I don’t want to share you."
Harry Potter Chapter Art: Harry Through the Years
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|Astronomy professor:||the atmosphere has layers, like an onion.
|Me:||you mean like an ogre?
|Professor:||no. like an onion.
|Me:||how about a parfait?
"I think there comes a time when you meet someone and you just want to make them smile for the rest of your life."